Linda HowardDo you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.
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A man may want to give his penis a name, but the name is only an accessory and doesn't symbolize who he is. After all, there are more than 100 different names for penises. A name does not define a man. The penis itself defines him.
Source: After The Night
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